Things I said to my children before noon yesterday

Things I said to my children before noon yesterday:

1. Stop touching tongues! You are not frogs!

2. Please keep your underwear and pants ON at all times.

3. You have to take your vampire fangs out of your mouth when you eat breakfast.

4. No, monsters are not real. Yes, bears are real.

5. Wheeeeere's Emma? Whereeeeee's Emma? Wheeeeere's Emma? There's Emma!

6. How many times are you people going to poop today?! It's only 10 a.m.! We're definitely having bananas at lunch.

7. I don't know; what do YOU think heaven is like? You can watch as much tv as you want? Sounds great to me!

8. Yes, Grandma has a vagina, just like Emma.

9. Superman would probably win in a fight with a dinosaur, except maybe not against a T. Rex.

10. What's the biggest animal to ever live? Ummm...a gigantosaurus? No? Ok, a blue whale? No? Well, you tell ME what the biggest animal to ever live is. Oh, a giant. That makes perfect sense.

 

Comments

[melanie]

This made me laugh. I'm constantly answering Moira's questions and I feel like I am saying the dumbest things sometimes. The Mister just rolls his eyes at me and wonders why I answer ALL the questions but I think sometimes it is worse if I don't.

I'm going to write a post some day about all the things I have had to say over the course of a day - this is a great idea.

[Kristin]

You are right--you just have to answer everything because if you don't the questions will come faster and faster. Or whinier and whinier...